The Facts Of Life As We Age - By The Numbers Number 8 - Death is the number 1 killer in the world. Number 7 - Life is sexually transmitt...
The Facts Of Life As We Age - By The Numbers
Number 7 - Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 6 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 5 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won’t bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.
Number 4 - Health nuts are going to feel really stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.
Number 3 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
Number 2 - In the 60’s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.
Number 1 - Life is like a jar of jalapeño peppers. What you do today will probably burn your ass tomorrow.
…and as someone recently said to me:
Don’t worry about old age; it doesn’t last that long.
